A lighthearted way to learn Linux basics. Linux is one of the most widely used robust operating systems today which runs supercomputers, embedded systems and web servers. Not to mention it has inspired the development of other operating systems including the ones on mobile phones. Learning is imparted in the form of a story which involves a woman trying to learn Linux. Her name is Seema and it is a man named Lingaraj who teaches her. He narrates anecdotes on the way which are almost apocryphal in nature but have an indirect bearing on the concepts he elucidates.